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in 2018 we will stop feeding ducks bread bc we realise it’s bad for them nutritionally and isn’t great for their water either and feed them good shit like oats, corn, lettuce, defrosted frozen peas, duck pellets and a bunch of different kinds of seeds.
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I would like to know why Tinky Winky is considered a national icon
I would like to know why you think Tinky Winky shouldn’t be considered a national icon
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just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.
I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse
were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?
i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind
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